Tired of performing your own hygiene? Did you watch that Planet Earth episode where the giant sunfish visits a marine cleaning station and burn with envy? Me too! Now I have a solution: get birds to do it.

Thank you for the idea, Nick.

I’m working on it, piling up exclusive print-only material for it. It takes time, though, and I’ve got a bajillion things on the go, only 2% of which nets me a paycheck! In the meantime, have some birds! And a rhino!